Overzealous guy who thinks he can speak Wookie.
Consistently aggravating since 2010.
Wordy Word Junk (stories and whatnot) What's on your mind buddy? Submit
Wordy Word Junk (stories and whatnot) What's on your mind buddy? Submit
May 10, 2013
April 9, 2013
Sorry, flag not included. But is the tiny camera? Busted SkyMall.
March 31, 2013
A sample email thread from The Beatles.
April 9, 1961
FROM: George
TO: John, Ringo, Paul
Mates,
Won’t be able to make tomorrow’s practice. Me mum signed me up for swim lessons. (Garble garble!!)
How’s next Thursday work?
GH
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FROM: RINGO
TO: John, Ringo, Paul
MESSAGE UNDELIVERABLE
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FROM JOHN:
TO: RINGO, PAUL, GEROGE
Fine with me Georgey Boy. I have leg-shaving lessons that night anyways! (LOL, JK).
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FROM PAUL:
TO: PAUL, GEORGE
That’s fantastic George – looking out for your health like that. Postponing practice posses no problem.
Cheers,
Paul
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FROM: RINGO
TO: PAUL, GEORGE, JOHN
MESSAGE RETURNED
March 14, 2013
I call this, “Thanks roomie.” AKA, “Fuck you buddy.” Or: “My Needs are Greater than Yours.”
March 11, 2013
Simon & Garfield
Simon and Garfunkel’s greatest hits if that duo was comprised of Simon and Garfield
1) Ms. Lasagne
2) Bridge Over Troubled Lasagne
3) I am a Cat
4) The Box
5) The Dangling String
6) Homeward Lasagne
7) The Sound of Lasagne
January 31, 2013
the faKE coMeDIAn presents: “Tiny Predictions for 2013”
The American Restaurant Association will rebrand brick and mortar restaurants as “food buildings.”
January 31, 2013
the faKE coMeDIAn presents: “Tiny Predictions for 2013”
Chefs will go back to just being former bullies who make food for a living.
January 26, 2013
tHE fakE cOMEDIAn presents “Card Reviews” with the Fake Comedian.
January 6, 2013
“Screw Herman Melville” by the fakE comEdiAN (2012). Paint pen on cardboard. $1,400.
December 11, 2012
A touching homage to Burt Bacharach by famed musical composer tHe fAke ComEdian.
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